No boyfriend, no problems.

Man has will, but woman has her way.

I’m the woman he needs to be a better man.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Real men wear pink? NO. Real men treat girls right.

A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it.

Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

When a man realizes the value of his woman, he adds value to himself.

A good guy is like a four leaf clover lucky to have but hard to find.

Same old story. Boy meets girl, and she falls so much harder than him.

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you’re in Heaven.